Keith Cannot Be Killed By Conventional Weapons

Happy birthday to Keith Richards, who has — weirdly — not been killed by 2016 yet. I hope I don't jinx it.  

Born December 18th, 1843, Keith turns 174 today. Of course, the same people that covered up the original Paul McCartney's death have re-written all the records to claim Keith was actually born in 1943 and is only 73, but come on…

Many happy returns, Keith.